Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
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My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
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