How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
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i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
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It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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