Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
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You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
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Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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