hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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