the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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