Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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