is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
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