i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
Randomize
