He asked to "fluff my boner.."
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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