So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
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This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
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Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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