Having a random hookup so left but love u
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
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