have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
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