I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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