found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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