If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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