You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
Pants 0. Shit 1.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
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I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
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wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
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