super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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