I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
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I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
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People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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