ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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