i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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