I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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