..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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