Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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