So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I don't usually arrange sex via text message
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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