it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
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Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
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we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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