I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
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