This girl is more easily done than said...
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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