I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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