there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
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