id be glad to
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
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The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
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And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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