Quick, to the slutcave!
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
Just high enough for therapy.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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