He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
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Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
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I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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