Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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