Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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