I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
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