Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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