problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
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I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
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Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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