there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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