Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
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Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
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That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
The Olympian is in my bed
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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