We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Nicole vs. Life
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
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