is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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