Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
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And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
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so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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