we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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