Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
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I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
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I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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