Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
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