its not stalking. its research.
Its about making memories worth repressing
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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