I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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