She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
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how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
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How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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