I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
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