Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
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bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
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Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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