can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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