belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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