Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
So vagazzling was a success
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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