I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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