so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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