It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
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We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
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I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize